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Angļu val. eksāmena 12. klasēm pērles !
REASONS FOR LEAVING LATVIA: 





• My werry not like that Latvia is crize. 


• Big crize in Latvia is very very big. 


• Latvia is economical unstabil. 


• Even before Latvia was with one leg in swamp. 


• crises - crisis - crizis- crizse - crisys - creeze - creces - cheres 
- crise - krizs - crusis - cris - krizis - kryzis - chrysis - kreasis - 
chrais - crisess - krais 


• Firstafall - firstavl - firstabile - First to fall - firstabl - First of fal 


• The thirsty reason (red. - third?) 


• Nowerdays - now a days 


• I don't finksow 


• kwik deshisions 


• nesusary 


• pickause 


• kwecshen 


• cwoleti 


• sench (thanks) 


• Thoos hoos… 


• Pissimistic 


• European United (red.- EU) 


• It is nafing. 


• Political eat gold. 


• Mushroom peackers 


• Water polusion and lemons rayn (red.- acid rain???) 


• My drems is I have home, car, girl and any think. 


• I thenk Latvia looks good, but reasons to peoples don't give. 


• In our country survives only the strongest like in savanna. 


• The salary of working people is falling with a speed of "Boeing 747". 


• Latvia can't give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life experience how to live without money. 


• When you work in England you don't need be very smart, you need only legs and arms and something else. 


• The smartest part of pollution immigrates. 


• I was working about animal. 


• In Latvia not job, not good ministrys. Not future in Latvia, nothing 
everything How I know in Latvia is werry bad politicen but other 
countries is normal politic. 


• If the government do nofing nobody live in Latvija and pay a log. 


• Our ministrs who don't have study any education. 


• I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like a delicious cake but for others like an old fish. 


• … without you country will become empty, old and sad. 





MY PERSONALITY 





• My personality was born very late in me. 


• But there is bad things in me too. I can't kept secrets in me. And 
friends know it. Sometimes they don't tell me all because there are 
afraid of my "bigmouth". I am trying to get better. 


• My best quality are policemen. 


• I'am is friendly. 


• I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired. 


• I am burned in family when is father and mother. 


• I am a little bit king girl and that likes my mum. 


• I am very friendlich and sweet. 


• I am a coal gay. 


• I'm very simple gay. 


• He tell me much complimate. 


• My best qualities? Well, patience is not one of them. 


• I want change my relation sheep with girls because there are very good. 


• I must change only one thing in my personality, it is opportunity to love some women longer than one week. 


• I love my girlfriend very much and I'm not the only one. 


• Main thing what could change my personality are woman. 


• In my personality I want to change my nose, it's too big. 


• I think I pozitiva persona. I am hungry, silence, pozitiva. 


• I sing my best quality is a sport. 


• They like my sunshein. 


• Caracter feethers. 


• I think my best qualetys are characteristics. 


• Of course, there is several think why people dislike me, mostly it 
because I still haven't learnt to drink alchohol. I'm beginning drink I 
can't stop for a while. 


• Another people have a their like. One people have a good like, the second difference. 





GIVING ADVICE FOR NOT LEAVING SCHOOL 





• Dear Donald, I'm writing to apply for the position of your problem. 


• It's nice to have a litter from you. 


• Shot down computer, radio and TV. 


• School is very cool. In school you teach many teahers, they learn you. 


• First to fall you hav regulary came to school. 


• To get in hairy school you need to show your knowledges. 


• You must do more exercise at school for example riding books and decide mathematic task. 


• You can find some learning methodios. For example, you can learn with your girlfriend. 


• If you like laguages, you can chose to be English teacher! In nowdays 
this is very good job and also you can get monny to feet they families. 


• Schul is a gud thing. 


• Your results at school are very improve to you study in universe. 


• If I won studing in high school, I mast pain. 


• I very like read box. 


• I'm learning in pavar class … 


• If you want dig holes you can leave school. 


• In my heart live many different skills, who want to come out. 


• If you leave school you will end up as a dirty worker. 


• Studies are light, unstudies are darkness. 


• Your friends are smelling about you. 


• I look forward to herring from you. 


• Yours fightfully… 


• Facefully… 


• Yours sencefully 


• Best fishes 


• Best witches 


• In loff 


• Thank and boy boy! 


• Yours seincerely, advicement 


• Sincialy - sincerety - sciencierly

Kategorija: Dažādi joki | Pievienoja: jayart (24.08.2009)
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2 Michael   (22.04.2014 05:48)
gosh i can't remember when did the last time i send ptorcasd/mail..haha..yeah i think it's a good idea to do it back. its nice to receive mails from far-away friends. i'm visiting the site now. thx for sharing Aemy latest entry..

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1 PSYCHO   (07.09.2009 16:32)
shie macas no slaktere!

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