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Angļu val. eksāmena 12. klasēm pērles !

• My werry not like that Latvia is crize. 

• Big crize in Latvia is very very big. 

• Latvia is economical unstabil. 

• Even before Latvia was with one leg in swamp. 

• crises - crisis - crizis- crizse - crisys - creeze - creces - cheres 
- crise - krizs - crusis - cris - krizis - kryzis - chrysis - kreasis - 
chrais - crisess - krais 

• Firstafall - firstavl - firstabile - First to fall - firstabl - First of fal 

• The thirsty reason (red. - third?) 

• Nowerdays - now a days 

• I don't finksow 

• kwik deshisions 

• nesusary 

• pickause 

• kwecshen 

• cwoleti 

• sench (thanks) 

• Thoos hoos… 

• Pissimistic 

• European United (red.- EU) 

• It is nafing. 

• Political eat gold. 

• Mushroom peackers 

• Water polusion and lemons rayn (red.- acid rain???) 

• My drems is I have home, car, girl and any think. 

• I thenk Latvia looks good, but reasons to peoples don't give. 

• In our country survives only the strongest like in savanna. 

• The salary of working people is falling with a speed of "Boeing 747". 

• Latvia can't give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life experience how to live without money. 

• When you work in England you don't need be very smart, you need only legs and arms and something else. 

• The smartest part of pollution immigrates. 

• I was working about animal. 

• In Latvia not job, not good ministrys. Not future in Latvia, nothing 
everything How I know in Latvia is werry bad politicen but other 
countries is normal politic. 

• If the government do nofing nobody live in Latvija and pay a log. 

• Our ministrs who don't have study any education. 

• I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like a delicious cake but for others like an old fish. 

• … without you country will become empty, old and sad. 


• My personality was born very late in me. 

• But there is bad things in me too. I can't kept secrets in me. And 
friends know it. Sometimes they don't tell me all because there are 
afraid of my "bigmouth". I am trying to get better. 

• My best quality are policemen. 

• I'am is friendly. 

• I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired. 

• I am burned in family when is father and mother. 

• I am a little bit king girl and that likes my mum. 

• I am very friendlich and sweet. 

• I am a coal gay. 

• I'm very simple gay. 

• He tell me much complimate. 

• My best qualities? Well, patience is not one of them. 

• I want change my relation sheep with girls because there are very good. 

• I must change only one thing in my personality, it is opportunity to love some women longer than one week. 

• I love my girlfriend very much and I'm not the only one. 

• Main thing what could change my personality are woman. 

• In my personality I want to change my nose, it's too big. 

• I think I pozitiva persona. I am hungry, silence, pozitiva. 

• I sing my best quality is a sport. 

• They like my sunshein. 

• Caracter feethers. 

• I think my best qualetys are characteristics. 

• Of course, there is several think why people dislike me, mostly it 
because I still haven't learnt to drink alchohol. I'm beginning drink I 
can't stop for a while. 

• Another people have a their like. One people have a good like, the second difference. 


• Dear Donald, I'm writing to apply for the position of your problem. 

• It's nice to have a litter from you. 

• Shot down computer, radio and TV. 

• School is very cool. In school you teach many teahers, they learn you. 

• First to fall you hav regulary came to school. 

• To get in hairy school you need to show your knowledges. 

• You must do more exercise at school for example riding books and decide mathematic task. 

• You can find some learning methodios. For example, you can learn with your girlfriend. 

• If you like laguages, you can chose to be English teacher! In nowdays 
this is very good job and also you can get monny to feet they families. 

• Schul is a gud thing. 

• Your results at school are very improve to you study in universe. 

• If I won studing in high school, I mast pain. 

• I very like read box. 

• I'm learning in pavar class … 

• If you want dig holes you can leave school. 

• In my heart live many different skills, who want to come out. 

• If you leave school you will end up as a dirty worker. 

• Studies are light, unstudies are darkness. 

• Your friends are smelling about you. 

• I look forward to herring from you. 

• Yours fightfully… 

• Facefully… 

• Yours sencefully 

• Best fishes 

• Best witches 

• In loff 

• Thank and boy boy! 

• Yours seincerely, advicement 

• Sincialy - sincerety - sciencierly

Kategorija: Dažādi joki | Pievienoja: jayart (24.08.2009)
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2 Michael   (22.04.2014 05:48)
gosh i can't remember when did the last time i send ptorcasd/mail..haha..yeah i think it's a good idea to do it back. its nice to receive mails from far-away friends. i'm visiting the site now. thx for sharing Aemy latest entry..

1 PSYCHO   (07.09.2009 16:32)
shie macas no slaktere!

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